Stormlands - Renly - errr, FOR THE KING! maybe me if I can gather a few of themĭragon Stone - Stannis - well my brother wants them so why not? maybe get my parents back, man fuck Robert and his one true waifu North - huh, I can get Lyanna back? looks to either Danny or Jon(whoever is her kid) err maybe let her rest, my brother though?(thinks of Ashara) yeah fuck that guy, my father?(thinks back to being told to back his bags for the Vale and stop being a pansy) yeah fuck that guy too, I'm getting the balls to make a canal or make the North as prosperous as the Reach or just make the winters less brutal
Vale - Lysa - I can cure myself and get my dead kids back? muster the valemen we march to war!ĭorne - Martel - we can get our sister back! or make Dorne flourish when it comes to agriculture, or further increase our bullshit plot armor, time to pillage the other realms Riverlands - Tully - I can get my wife back? well time to fuck things up Westerlands - Twyn - I can get my wife back? time to fuck up the Riverlands to get their ballĬrownlands - Robert - I can get my one true wife back? time to fuck up everyone else - causing chaos as the king more or less wants to set aside the queen and his children, time for another civil war Oh dear lord, every kingdom gets a dragon ball alongside the knowledge that once back together they will be able to grant the user a wish, even bringing back the dead, can you imagine the utter chaos that would start from this? the white walkers would just sit back and watch the show as the kingdoms would rip and tear each other appart, they would just need to stroll in to pick up the pieces or rather step on them.